Only 2000 creators can hop on board, and you gotta apply? 😱 Madness, right?
But fear not, there's a method to our madness! 🎩🐰 Here's why we're keeping it exclusive:
Welcome to the VIP creator club! 🌟 With just a handful of us, we're dodging those dispute and chargeback headaches with larger volumes like ninjas!
We're setting the bar high with a requirement of £500PCM earnings on another platform. Serious creators only, please! 🚀💰
A cozy crew allows us to test every nook and cranny of the site, add cool features, and gather feedback in style. 🛠️🔍
And with less risk with Stripe, payments glide through like magic! 🎩💸 Let's keep the good vibes rolling!
And let's be real, everyone wants what they can't have! Limited spots mean more hype and excitement. 🎉💥
But hey, don't worry if you didn't make the first cut! We'll be opening up the gates to another 2000 creators at a time, until we hit 10,000. 🚪🔓
We're not hitting the launch button until we've got all our backup payment plans ready to roll! 🚀 We're talking floodgates here, and we want to be prepared for the surge of awesomeness—and the increased risk that comes with it!
Trust us, it's all part of the master plan to keep Spenny Piggy running smoothly for the long haul! 🐷💼 Let's keep the excitement going! Whooo!!